Thursday, April 16, 2009

A few personal playoff wishes


Here are a few things I'd personally like to see during the playoffs this year.

A few of them might be crude, or politically incorrect, or whatever - I don't care...

I want to see:

1. Sean Avery go overboard like he tends to do, and take Ovechkin out of the series for his typical over-celebrating - for getting a shot on goal or something else Caps fans think is so important:


2. Retribution from the Caps for injuring Alexander the GRATE, results in this headline:

3. Flyers coach John Stevens punish Scott Hartnell for his undisciplined play by forcing him to wear his off-ice makeup during the game:


4. Because Detroit goalie Chis Osgood hurts his knee AND Ty Conklin gets lost on way to arena, the Wings female mascot is put in net, and gets a shutout - proving once and for all that Osgood is NOT a Stanley Cup winning caliber goalie.


5. Marian Hossa ruptures Achilles tendon during the opening face off of the 2009 Stanly Cup final against the Penguins - who eventually win the cup, partly due to Hossas injury...
KARMA IS A BITCH, EH MARION?


6. The NHL relocates the Philadelphia Flyers to Las Vegas in hopes that Flyers management, players, and fans learn morals and possibly even learn the game of hockey.


more to come.....




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